sometimes your parents' criticism just goes too...
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That feeling when you accidentally dropped the...
Nicki Minaj style rap #1
gregorgy: YOU A LITTLE STUPID BITCH. FRONT LAWN. GNOME. GIMME SOME MOTHA FUCKIN HEAD. DOME. THIS SHIT WASN’T BUILT IN A DAY. ROME. I’M REAL ASS SHIT AND YOU STYRA. FOAM. YOUR INTERNET EXPLORER AND I’M GOOGLE. CHROME. DAMN, I’M IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ HOUSE. HOME.
lampsarepeople2: What I’m wondering is how the fuck that guy from spongebob got sand INSIDE his buns If he had dropped it or something it would just be on the outside of it. BUT NO, he must have scooped sand up and placed it gently between the buns because by the laws of gravity there is no logical way he could have ACCIDENTALLY gotten sand in those damned buns.
lampsarepeople2: shorturl: here is a judgemental lamp: LAMP PRIDE
When i smell my mom cooking...
The 12 states of Intoxication:
1. Fake Drunk- the person that has one cruiser and decides to stumble and slur all over the place 2. Happy drunk-one that can’t stop smiling/laughing/dancing in a clumsy manner often gets lots of free alc as they provide the entertainment 3. I love you drunk- the one that confesses their undying love for everyone “I lobe you do mufchfd” usually ends in embarrassment 4. I have...