April 2011
Why do these bitches on horror movies ask the...
Bitch, do you expect the killer to say “Oh, hello, I am John Smith, here’s my identification card, now I’m gon’ kill you, okay?!”
I’m just there like;
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
brittany-carel:
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them i’m claustrophobic?”
“uhmm.. you guys.. can you like.. dig me up.. i’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah..”
“omg, satan is so funny!”
“hell isn’t that bad, atleast you get internet :)”
“lol u guise, i saw the list for people going to hell,...
When your teacher lies on you to your parents.
no1understandsme:
Okay bitch you think I was bad yesterday .
When someone is getting on your nerves
imadeheryuuup:
and you’re trying not to say anything
That one kid that kept you from getting the...
painiack:
Get distracted for a second by Walmart's...
painiack:
Texting in bed
crazylittlethingcalledandy:
Expectation:
Reality:
EXACTLY
Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your...
simply-christina:
throwbackkkk ;D
Middle Finger to the
nativeturquoise:
The jerks who broke my heart.
The bitches who talked shit behind my back.
The unworthy so called friends who betrayed my trust.
The ones who gave up and just found it easier to walk away.
The heartless people who left without a word of reason.
The assholes who give off mixed signals just to lead me on.
The users who just need me when they want something.
