April 2011
The first time I saw "The Princess Diaries" I...
kellyeatspho:
dancingwithunicorns:
mellonaise:
hey-jewd:
GENOVIA IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY?!
ITS NOT?
WTF
Showing a video to your friend that you found...
You:
Them:
You:
JUST PRESS PLAY.
when you see free samples at the grocery store.
dmojones:
That moment when you have to pretend to be happy...
misssweetrebel:
jananabanana:
Too funny to not reblog.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
12 year olds giving sex advice on Tumblr.
painiack:
fapitalism:
This sound still haunts me.
"I hate being broke. When I get my next paycheck...
painiack:
Payday arrives.
"I hate being broke. When I get my next paycheck...
painiack:
Payday arrives.
Taylor Gang Or Die
That awkward moment when someone says NIGGA and...
Encounters With My Crush
When he walks in the room
In my mind I’m like:
In reality:
When I try to get his attention
In my mind:
In reality:
When he starts talking to me
In my mind:
In reality:
If he says anything remotely funny
In my mind:
In reality:
Girls at my school...
mermaidbrains:
There’s the sluts who think they’re really hot:
Then there is the overly-sensitive, dramatic girls that will cry over anything:
The stuck up girls that think they’re better than everyone else:
Then there is the girls who are always hyper and annoying:
Then we have the fake girls. The one’s that will be nice to your face but talk about you behind your back:
And I’m...
When it's almost your turn to present your project...
People on Tumblr:
People on Facebook:
"I missed you"
mmmirandaaa:
Then why didn’t you talk to me
You just texed me, I responded, and now you're not...
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
Reblogged from ayexa:
What if someone broke into the royal wedding...
livelaughbrina:
theskyyyisnotthelimit:
niggle-pie:
Oh my god.
My life would just be complete.
I think I'm just an angry person.
kjakerz:
imsofuffy:
Drop my pen:
someone acts like an idiot:
Bitch pretends to be stupid:
Someone tells me a story:
Teacher gives pop quiz:
Some bitch acting like she’s all that:
and worst…Someone eats my food:
ACCURATE!
Watch
When people ask if i want to hang out after school...
itsamaliiia:
I hate when girls intentionally bend down in...
itsamaliiia:
sweetheart, if i wanted to see a pair of boobs i would have looked down my own top. put them away, k thanks.
Think about it:
itsamaliiia:
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ is represented as 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. … Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98% K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96% A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100% And look how far the love of God will take you.. L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D 12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4=101%
They say that when you can't sleep, you're awake...
itsamaliiia:
People, enough of dreaming about me, I need some rest!
when someone says brb, but doesn't come back
brocat-:
THE ONLY ROYAL WEDDING I'VE EVER CARED ABOUT IS...
Honestly, I never saw someone fall because of a...
brianelijah:
When I first get to the party I’m like:
Then when I hear a good song I be like:
But then when that song I REALLY LOVE comes on I’m like:
