March 2011
When a guy asks to show tits
theepitomeofblahh: LMFAO! LOL im bouta start this shitt
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The first time you hear that Rebecca Black song
fucknobitchassness: Expectations: Reality:   “Kickin’ in the front seat, sittin’ in the back seat…” “Partyin, Partyin, YEAH!” “FUN FUN FUN FUN” “Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday. Today is Friday, Friday…” “Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards. I don’t want this weekend to end…”
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fat bitches getting nude on tumblr for attention
dolnenzo: Son that shit pissed me off. I’m so tired of fat bitches getting naked,and wanting niggas to congratulate them on their confidence. Put on a fucking shirt, no one wants to see your sloppy body nigga that shit is nasty as fuck. And there’s always some idiot reblogging like ” omg you’re so beautiful, your confidence is so great”. You guys are fucking enablers! FUCK YOU! If you fat keep...
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When guys wear that one cologne where all you want...
-drugsinmyb0dy: happyg0lucky: YES
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Bruno with his Grammy
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Fighting for the front seat of the car.
geeeyooo: My siblings run for it… And I’m like, “I called shotgun bitch!” hahahaha this is helllla true!
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When i'm late for class and someone gets in the...
winningbattles: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL . 
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When someone says "I know who likes you"
imperfectionisbeautty:  At first you’re all like “OMGFOMGOMOGMOFMOGMOM WHO?!?!?!” Then they’re like “I can’t say” And then you’re like: BITCH, IF YOU CAN’T TELL ME, THEN DON’T BRING IT UP.
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When your parents don't like what you're...
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Some people see me..
And they think I’m shy: Some think I’m polite and quiet: Some think I’m stupid: And some people think I’m creepy: But they’re all wrong.  I’m not shy I’m not polite I’m not quiet I’m not stupid. I just laugh at my own jokes cause i’m the funniest mothafucker around this galaxy And I’m not creepy, I’m just different So stop judging people before getting to know them....
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That confusing moment when you hear a good song in...
sadesongzyuppp: myuncreativeurl: Relevant hell yea !
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a...
When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking.
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when your friends have snacks and you're just like
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