When a guy asks to show tits
theepitomeofblahh: LMFAO! LOL im bouta start this shitt
The first time you hear that Rebecca Black song
fucknobitchassness: Expectations: Reality: “Kickin’ in the front seat, sittin’ in the back seat…” “Partyin, Partyin, YEAH!” “FUN FUN FUN FUN” “Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday. Today is Friday, Friday…” “Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards. I don’t want this weekend to end…”
fat bitches getting nude on tumblr for attention
dolnenzo: Son that shit pissed me off. I’m so tired of fat bitches getting naked,and wanting niggas to congratulate them on their confidence. Put on a fucking shirt, no one wants to see your sloppy body nigga that shit is nasty as fuck. And there’s always some idiot reblogging like ” omg you’re so beautiful, your confidence is so great”. You guys are fucking enablers! FUCK YOU! If you fat keep...
When guys wear that one cologne where all you want...
-drugsinmyb0dy: happyg0lucky: YES
Bruno with his Grammy
Fighting for the front seat of the car.
geeeyooo: My siblings run for it… And I’m like, “I called shotgun bitch!” hahahaha this is helllla true!
When i'm late for class and someone gets in the...
winningbattles: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL .
When someone says "I know who likes you"
imperfectionisbeautty: At first you’re all like “OMGFOMGOMOGMOFMOGMOM WHO?!?!?!” Then they’re like “I can’t say” And then you’re like: BITCH, IF YOU CAN’T TELL ME, THEN DON’T BRING IT UP.
When your parents don't like what you're...
Some people see me..
And they think I’m shy: Some think I’m polite and quiet: Some think I’m stupid: And some people think I’m creepy: But they’re all wrong. I’m not shy I’m not polite I’m not quiet I’m not stupid. I just laugh at my own jokes cause i’m the funniest mothafucker around this galaxy And I’m not creepy, I’m just different So stop judging people before getting to know them....
That confusing moment when you hear a good song in...
sadesongzyuppp: myuncreativeurl: Relevant hell yea !
What's the difference between a mosquito and a...
When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking.
when your friends have snacks and you're just like