March 2011
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sexinthelibrary: patriciafustotalus: OMG. adadgfgvcgvjhgyhbbhgg
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When you're eating and you see something funny.
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February 2011
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JUST.FOR.KiCKS: The phrase I hate the most →
jstforkicks: “You’re the whitest black kid I’ve ever met” Tf? Because I speak proper english. Play baseball & guitar. Because I live in a gated community? Because I don’t like watermelon? Because I’m not ignorant? Because I listen to metal & rock? Or is it because you’re just too ignorant & plain old dumb…
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Some girl on facebook's status is "one week...
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Maybe Rihanna should date The Cleveland Cavaliers,...
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random thoughts right now.
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? What is another word for a thesaurus? If you’re underwater, would you be able to cry? Why do feet smell and noses run? If you expect the unexpected, won’t the unexpected be the expected?
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Having a dream so realistic you had to think if it...
actoronstage:
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When you're pissed off and dont know what to do.
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seeing your teacher after you skipped their...
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When you're sitting down watching TV and a crazy...
Bitch I didn’t ask for 3D.
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Random Sex Facts
Wearing socks during sex makes it easier to reach an orgasm  3% of women plan chores during sex  Most people lose their virginity in June  More women talk dirty during sex than men  200 calories are burned during a fierce sex session  The average male thinks about sex every 52 seconds  Sex is more effective than painkillers in relieving pain  During sex pheromones are released, which may...
Feb 27th
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"Email or password is incorrect"
yousmileyoulie: You couldn’t just tell me which one?
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inebriari asked: Happy Valentines Day!
xoxo, jade.
Feb 26th
This is me at night, when I hear a sound.
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When your parents actually let you do something...
timmmypang: what are they up to?
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That moment when..
A female tells another female she looks pretty : A male tells another man he’s handsome looking :
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That awkward moment when you're taking a picture...
obnoxioustruth:
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What starts with P and ends in orn?
obnoxioustruth: POPCORN! What starts with D and ends in ick? Dipstick. What starts with an F and ends in uck? Firetruck what starts with C and ends in UNT? Count.
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Writing "etc" on an exam because you don't...
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